My life can easily be summed up in one situation.
I'm in the shower, gettin' clean, gettin' ready for the day. Is it a gym day? What's work going to be like? Did I brush my teeth? Maybe I'll use that bleaching stuff. I do drink a lot of coffee. Speaking of, should I leave early and grab some?
Then, ready to face the day, I turn the water off and go to wring out my hair, only to realize I had forgotten to rinse the conditioner from it.
All other dilemmas (dilemmae?) aside... my entire future boils down to turning on the double knobbed faucet.
Will I be scalded, or frozen?